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The Stupid Cancer VISA Platinum® Card from UMB Bank is a
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Best Part? For every approved card used just once, Stupid Cancer receives $50 plus 0.3% of all of your ongoing purchases for life.

Sport your very own Stupid Cancer VISA Platinum® Card and,
by the simple act of buying, say, the world's largest gummy bear, proceeds from your purchase directly support our mission.
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